Hiccups!

Bertie, you had hiccups today!  We could feel your rhythmic hiccuping through the belly!  Pretty cool.

We've planned for your future.

We realized this morning that your porn names will be, "Dude Woodbridge".  So, you're welcome :)

Dear Lord, I am quite pregnant

Here I am at 29 weeks!  It looks like I stuffed a giant teddy bear under my tank top.

On the flip side, thank you for not making me look huge from the back.

Random Thoughts

A few things, cherubs o' mine.

1)  I am craving Indian food on the regular right now.  I NEVER crave Indian food.  So I blame you for this.

2)  I do not enjoy the words "much stronger motor" when referring to things that will attach to my person, aka a breast pump for you two.

3)  Registering for you two is way less fun than I thought it would be.  Perhaps because despite the many many many resources I have about this, I still have no clue about what I might need for you two.  I guess we will make do at some point.

4)  You two are in there waging war against mommy.  I swear I feel your elbows and feet and knees and things all day long.