The first Announcement

The day has finally arrived! All tests look good, and we're ready to broadcast your arrival. Here's my post to Google+ (the social network I'm working on at the moment).

(Yes, my profile image is a picture of a lego statue of a dude in a tie-dye shirt, jean shorts, and a big jew fro. That's exactly what I looked like when your mother first saw me. No clue how we got past that first moment.)